Because, phone, which word am I more likely to be spelling?
"Nerd" or "Mesdames"?
Clearly you don't know.
Why do you keep suggesting "ichthyologist"?
I guarantee that word does not have a place in my conversation.
The worst is that "me" replaces "of", "good" replaces "home", "am" replaces "an", and by the time I'm done typing I've come to the conclusion that I must have somehow become drunk, because what the hell did I type?
Someday, we'll all have implants that instantly send messages...
to each others brains! Oooh EEEEh OOOOH